Brad Wilson

Where various things are written

  • The Madness

    A mournful tenor saxophone chorus by Hank Mobley underscored Tony’s night cruise through the drab, low-lit neighborhoods of Merle. After his four-to-midnight shifts, he likened himself to a haggard detective, a podunk Philip Marlowe, his top button freed from it’s buttonhole, and his tie looped loosely in the hangdog style he admired on the dicks in the late movies on television, the ones with a dismissing disdain for formality.

    Tony often narrated “the scene” to himself. “It was there in the blackness of night, driving along West Locust, where an errant thought, a fleeting germ of an idea, seeded the chain reaction that would one day lead me to the resolution of the Mystery.”  

    The Mystery was non-existent, but the hard-boiled ad-lib gave Tony a satisfied chill down both arms.

    Red light. He idly tipped up his nickel bottle and drained the last of his Coca-Cola. 

    “They said they’d like to buy the world a Coke. I had to buy my own, and it made me all the stronger,” Tony thought.

    He tossed the empty bottle in the passenger floorboard and reached for the cigarette pack in his shirt pocket, a Pavlovian reaction to the tink of the old sedan’s cigarette lighter. Tony lit up and let the cigarette dangle from his scowling lips while he cracked the window and rubbed his forehead wearily.

    “Could Angelo be lying?” A sigh. “I questioned my longstanding denial of such a notion, our having been like brothers since boot camp.”

    Green light. He was pleased with himself and this dark stock persona he mimicked. Street lights the color of coral illuminated the fresh exhale of smoke he directed with a clever lip curl out the window. He squinted his left eye against the pink cloud and regarded the sleepy street with its sleepy houses with their sleepy occupants, and this was his sleepy town.

    “MacGillicuddy’s crew once ran this neighborhood. Until I put his fat Irish can on a rail back to Chicago.”

    Hank Mobley finished his soliloquy and Chet Baker took the accompaniment reins from there with a Harmon-muted ballad suited to the Tony’s character, that of the ex-übercop everyone knew on a first name basis. 

    “I never got a ticker-tape parade, but the respect was there. As reliable as a sawbuck in my pocket.”

    The people’s hero. And so damned cool, just look at him! Here was no mere stockboy leaving work at the Piggly Wiggly; taking the long way through the downtown streets back to the suburbs a mere mile from where he began; having to make a mixtape of jazz standards because there was no source of such music on Merle’s airwaves; tossing back soda because he was only 17 and there were actual policemen who were not as sleepy as the rest of the town chomping at the bit to pull over a young punk in a necktie waving an open beer bottle around, when he could simply swipe another shot from his father’s vodka he espied in the kitchen cabinet; driving alone because there was not a single recreational activity open for business at 12:30 in the morning, and also because he lacked the social venerability, local celebrity cachet, or plain old self esteem in his actual provincial existence, but possessed in spades in this theater-for-one he concocted for himself; harboring a existential fear of his adult life being little more than childish pretense; contemplating whether or not he was too tired to go home and pleasure himself in the darkness of his movie poster-covered bedroom to mental images of that mini-skirted cashier who’d started at the Pig this afternoon or perhaps the two or three cashiers he typically visualized; and wishing he’d ripped off a tv dinner and a couple of magazines before he left work.

    Tony dragged hard on his cigarette until the yellow-orange glow sizzled to the edge of the filter, which he then released through the crack of the window and into the night.

    “The city is quiet once again, save for the unrest roiling in my nut,” he narrated to himself, the sole member of his captive audience. “Beleaguered, I headed home for a day’s absolution and a wink of dreamless sleep. Until sunrise resets the madness yet again.”

  • This year marks 50 years since the release of the landmark motion picture The Exorcist, directed by the great William Friedkin (1935-2023) and scripted by comedy writer William Peter Blatty (1928-2017), based on his 1971 bestselling novel of the same name.

    According to the doctors, she’s perfectly normal.
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    Many people with whom I’ve discussed the movie have vowed never to see it again, not because of inferior quality but because it terrified them beyond what they deemed good fun.

    To be sure, The Exorcist is a visceral, harrowing experience, depending on one’s sensibilities or connection to religion. Though it’s usually billed as a horror picture, its director and writer insist that wasn’t the idea. Blatty, a student at Georgetown University in the 1940s, always posited that his story was about the mystery of faith. Philosophical questions are posed in the movie and, to a greater degree, in the novel. Friedkin, an atheist in the early 1970s, structured the picture as a big-budget thriller shot in a documentary style, with visual and aural elements audiences had never experienced in a film before. To be sure, there are sounds and images specifically designed to rattle the audience. If you’ve heard the lore about viewers fainting, puking, or dashing to confession, you might surmise Blatty and Friedkin did their jobs superbly. 

    Fr. Karras attempts to comfort his mother.
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    At its core, however, I believe The Exorcist is a detective story on multiple fronts. I won’t refute the book’s or the movie’s horrifying sheen or philosophical musings. But the picture, as does the novel, distills its events through the lens of skepticism on the parts of a Jesuit priest, who’s experiencing a crisis of faith, and the homicide detective, a Jew who’s logged many hours on the job and wrestles with the nature of evil. Both men attempt to reconcile a just god and why he would allow evil to run amok in the world.

    The priest, Fr. Karras, is tormented by the guilt of living and working in Washington, D.C., while his infirm mother lives alone in a grimy neighborhood in New York City. When Mrs. Karras dies, and the priest is at the nadir of his faith, he is approached by a desperate Chris MacNeil, an atheist, to exorcise a demon from her 12-year-old daughter. Reluctantly, he examines the afflicted girl and begins his investigation as to whether or not the anomalies manifested in the girl warrant an exorcism ritual by the Church.

    Lt. Kinderman and Fr. Karras share a quirky humor.
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    “It’s strange…”
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    The homicide detective, Lt. William Kinderman, is looking into the recent death of an infamous movie director on an ominous stone staircase alongside the MacNeil home. Though critical thinking tells Kinderman the director’s death resulted from an altercation with a “powerful man,” Occam’s Razor dictates instead that a supposedly ill 12-year-old girl is the killer, a notion he finds difficult to wrap his logic around.

    “Ever heard of exorcism, Mrs. MacNeil?”
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    Even the doctors are trying in vain to determine what’s wrong with this otherwise angelic kid. With a hefty dose of hubris, the medical specialists use all the cutting-edge technology at their disposal to get to the bottom of this confounding mystery, only to pass her along with a shrug to the clergy, stating she’s normal. Of course, we already know the answer, but we see their gruesome process of elimination.

    “Why this girl?”
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    Blatty’s Exorcist sequel, Legion, published in 1983, goes all in on the eerie detective story framework, porting over Lt. Kinderman as its protagonist. In it, Kinderman is investigating a series of murders whose clues match the unpublished calling cards of a long-dead serial killer. Many kudos to Mr. Blatty for even attempting to top his original shocker, The Exorcist. He almost pulled it off. Blatty had designs to create a motion picture from the new novel. However, the film sequel, 1977’s Exorcist II: The Heretic, a decidedly inferior money grab from Warner Brothers, made the idea of another sequel dubious. Blatty scripted and directed the picture himself, which he titled Legion. While the picture closely followed Blatty’s novel, the suits at Morgan Creek, the production company which now owned the rights to produce sequels in the Exorcist franchise, were baffled. Firstly, they didn’t like the title, insisting it should be called Exorcist III, which more clearly tied it to the first film (even if it reminded audiences there was an Exorcist II). Plus, the title suggests there should be an exorcism, which Blatty’s cut and his novel didn’t include. This input from the C-suite did nothing more than exploit a “brand” where Blatty’s vision was so much more.

    Kinderman dumbfounded.
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    Blatty was then forced to turn his murder mystery into a cheap horror trope of a supernatural genre that The Exorcist spearheaded! Blatty ultimately had to invent a new character, Fr. Morning, re-edit his footage to accommodate the additional scenes, and add schlocky imagery involving a crucifixion statue that bleeds and opens its eyes, church doors being blown open by ill winds, etc. An intro with a silk-suited studio executive thumbing his nose at the audience would’ve been just as appropriate.

    That said, The Exorcist III, finally released to theaters in 1990, wasn’t nearly as bad a picture as it could’ve been. Blatty’s humor and knack for unsettling atmosphere are still felt. I’m typically averse to tiresome jump scares that startle audiences rather than scare them, but this film boasts one that works beautifully for pure fright. If you know, you know.

    Fr. Karras receives the last rites from his best friend.
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    Celebrate 50 years of The Exorcist by looking at it again through a different genre filter, with some genuine scares besides.

    On September 19, Warner Bros. will release new 4K UHD restorations of the original 1973 cut and the 2000 “Director’s Cut” for the original’s 50th anniversary. 

  • Ol’ Gord

    A dear friend broke the news to me last night that Gordon Lightfoot, one of our mutual musical heroes, had just passed away. I hadn’t heard. To be sure she wasn’t the victim of social media bullshit, I checked the New York Times and found him on the home page. Gone at the age of 84.

    Photo by Art Usherson

    I marveled at the exhaustiveness of the Times’s obituary, considering he’d only died hours before. I wondered how long the article had been on their news server in a folder marked “Any Day Now.”

    Perhaps I shared the Times’s Spidey Sense when I decided to see him in concert here in Lexington late last summer. I explained to my wife that I wanted to see and hear him while he was in town, as his coming again someday was, to me, in question. (His last visit to Lexington was about 13 years prior when he announced that news of his death was highly exaggerated.)

    Photo by Aaron Harris/Canadian Press

    His was a voice I’d grown to rely on during my childhood and throughout my radio-listening years. Once upon a time, I recall, the local radio station WLAP-FM (Ninety-four and a Half: The “Lifesound”) would play a couple of current hits followed by a former hit from the last 15 or so years. This was in the late 70s, so anything from the Beatles’ catalog to a singer-songwriter ballad from the previous year would extend its longevity in that third slot before going to five minutes of ad spots. This third slot is where I received my initiation to Mr. Lightfoot and his pained, soulful baritone. Hits from Sundown were probably the ones I heard the most—the title cut and “Carefree Highway.” “If You Could Read My Mind” was in heavy rotation on The Lifesound, as well as “Don Quixote,” “Pussywillows, Cat-Tails,” “Summer Side of Life,” and “The Circle Is Small,” among others. My favorite was “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,” the tragic true story of the ill-fated freighter and its crew that met their fate in the raging waters of Lake Superior in the fall of 1975. Lightfoot spun the tale so deftly, and with such explicit imagery the mystery of it haunts me even now. I imagined Lightfoot standing on a jagged stone pedestal in a dark storm, playing that guitar refrain as the roiling waters punched furiously at the base.

    In my mid-50s, I’ve come to know, admire, and appreciate all of Gordon Lightfoot’s records. Some tell beautiful stories of new love, old flames, and nature’s splendors, while others bear his shortcomings and warts. There’s no instance of a friend’s or my leaving a visit that isn’t followed by my humming the sad strains of “Saturday Clothes” to myself.

    Photo by the author

    From the balcony of the Lexington Opera House, I heard how his voice had become shaky by the end of his show. At that moment, I recognized my good fortune of having seen and listened to a Canadian treasure when I did (though, in his humble, self-deprecating way, he would eschew such a description applied to him).

    Mr. Lightfoot, your musical stories have become the soundtrack for so many people for many a decade. Though you and I never met nor communicated personally, I still feel I lost a lifelong friend last night. Goodbye, Ol’ Gord.